The world is our oyster, let’s take the pearl and ejaculate into the shell, just for fun, why not?!
I write absolute crap and whine about the world and the humans that infiltrated at the turn of the 19th Century.
I get to say the F – word. Fists up in the air (actual movement)
So, there just a few things I would like to bring to your notice.
- Your sitting on an ant
- Wait, wait, wait for it. Now, one more specie just got extinct.
“It might be that ant you sat on”
- Drought and floods
- Rising sea levels, the whales must have just started a water polo club
- Storms, god’s fault
- Earth quakes, china needed a shaking up
- War, America’s fault
- Population, Adam’s fault
- Changing yields, we all going to die because our ancestors made being a doctor, engineer and an architect the most sort after job.
- Reduction in sea ice, damn penguins look weird in any case. Kill em all, huh?
The list as you can see goes on. What I am trying to say is that this is all due to population which is due to adulteration. In actuality the above points is due to Global Warming.
Why adulteration?
- the reason you have kids is because you were guilty you were with some one else
- the reason the 3rd party has babies was because you were having so much fun
- the reason your doing some one arbid, is because you were indulging yourself in porno earlier and you all rattled up
- mans need to sow his seed all over the place, sounds like fun but its not 21st century.
I am joking; surely there is no connection between adultery - population explosion and population with global warming. There is, there is…
I wonder if population increase and body warmth can have an impact. I am sure they can, we could blame Ronald for the same.
So take a few millions years and voila it will be us and the cockroaches. More like your sons, daughters and cockroaches.
Our sons will be chasing cockroaches when on heat? Fun!
I would like to give you a solution, but this would be me running around like Sanjay. I am not flying anytime soon hence I am not scared.
Remember, Fiction is the way to narrate
I will see on a more serious page later.
