Tsk, the environment

The world is our oyster, let’s take the pearl and ejaculate into the shell, just for fun, why not?!

I write absolute crap and whine about the world and the humans that infiltrated at the turn of the 19^th Century.

I get to say the F – word. Fists up in the air (actual movement)

So, there just a few things I would like to bring to your notice.

1. Your sitting on an ant
2. Wait, wait, wait for it. Now, one more specie just got extinct.

“It might be that ant you sat on”

3. Drought and floods
4. Rising sea levels, the whales must have just started a water polo club
5. Storms, god’s fault
6. Earth quakes, china needed a shaking up
7. War, America’s fault
8. Population, Adam’s fault
9. Changing yields, we all going to die because our ancestors made being a doctor, engineer and an architect the most sort after job.
10. Reduction in sea ice, damn penguins look weird in any case. Kill em all, huh?

The list as you can see goes on. What I am trying to say is that this is all due to population which is due to adulteration. In actuality the above points is due to Global Warming.

Why adulteration?

1. the reason you have kids is because you were guilty you were with some one else
2. the reason the 3^rd party has babies was because you were having so much fun
3. the reason your doing some one arbid, is because you were indulging yourself in porno earlier and you all rattled up
4. mans need to sow his seed all over the place, sounds like fun but its not 21^st century.

I am joking; surely there is no connection between adultery - population explosion and population with global warming. There is, there is…

I wonder if population increase and body warmth can have an impact. I am sure they can, we could blame Ronald for the same.

So take a few millions years and voila it will be us and the cockroaches. More like your sons, daughters and cockroaches.

Our sons will be chasing cockroaches when on heat? Fun!

I would like to give you a solution, but this would be me running around like Sanjay. I am not flying anytime soon hence I am not scared.

Remember, Fiction is the way to narrate

I will see on a more serious page later.